Believe!!
COOL HORN!
(music: “College” by Animal Collective)
NIGHTMARE-ISH.
(music: “Sunspots” by Modest Mouse)
ARE WE SAFE DOWN HERE?
(music: “Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want” by The Smiths)
FOLLOW ME.
(music: “A Good Flying Bird” by Guided By Voices)
THE WAY OF ALL FLESH.
(music: “Pyrex Vision” by Raekwon the Chef)
Quack quack; Peanut Duck!!
—Moulty!
So I’m sayin’ this to all of you
All of you who think you’ll never make it
All of you guys and girls ‘cause you think you’re so bad off
Or maybe you think you’re a little different or strange
So listen to me, now, ‘cause I’ve lived through it all…
AN UNKNOWN SCARY CREATURE
MOTHER HAS TYPHUS STOP FATHER DIED ON THURSDAY STOP CROPS OVERTAKEN WITH LOCUSTS STOP COWS DRYING UP STOP UNCLE FELL IN WELL AND HIT HEAD STILL BLEEDING STOP HA HA STOP HORSES ALL STARVED STOP HA HA STOP WE ARE DESPERATE NEED HELP STOP HA HA HA STOP STOP FIELD IS FALLOW AND HA HA STOP HA HA HA LOOK WOULD YOU PLEASE SERIOUSLY STOP THAT? I AM TRYING TO DICTATE A FUCKING TELEGRAM.
We drove 3,000 miles to play for you people. And somebody told me you people are crazy. But I’m not so sure about that; you seem to be all right with me.
IT #1 (Ty Segall)
(or, better yet, buy it at your corner bookstore in May 2012 [if you have a corner bookstore])