Experience a Taste of Puchai at BEA*
Tuesday, June 5  12 pm-3 pmBook Expo America, Javits Center, Crystal Palace South
Join us in the Crystal Palace (Southside just east of the C-SPAN bus) to experience THE FESTIVAL OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS. Free books, ebooks, mysterious candy, spiked punch, paper kites, and cool-ranch-flavored cricket snacks. All the wonder, mystery, tastes and sounds of Puchai, the Kingdom of Winks, at BEA for one day only!***BEA Badge not required since we are in the Crystal Palace. Come one, come all, bring your friends and all their assistants not deemed worthy by corporate America of a badge (they like crickets snacks, right?).
**Offer up a wink and win a “special” prize. Might we suggest one of these:Príp johk dtâ-lôk: “I am laughing at your joke although I don’t find it funny.”Príp ràp róo: “I realize that I’m supposed to know who you are, but I’m sorry to say that I don’t recognize your face.”Príp jóp hày: “I feel that, no matter how hard I try, no matter what I do, I am doomed to always stay exactly the same, trapped in a hell of my own devising.”

Experience a Taste of Puchai at BEA*

Tuesday, June 5  12 pm-3 pm
Book Expo America, Javits Center, Crystal Palace South

Join us in the Crystal Palace (Southside just east of the C-SPAN bus) to experience THE FESTIVAL OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS. Free books, ebooks, mysterious candy, spiked punch, paper kites, and cool-ranch-flavored cricket snacks. All the wonder, mystery, tastes and sounds of Puchai, the Kingdom of Winks, at BEA for one day only!**

*BEA Badge not required since we are in the Crystal Palace. Come one, come all, bring your friends and all their assistants not deemed worthy by corporate America of a badge (they like crickets snacks, right?).

**Offer up a wink and win a “special” prize. Might we suggest one of these:
Príp johk dtâ-lôk: “I am laughing at your joke although I don’t find it funny.”
Príp ràp róo: “I realize that I’m supposed to know who you are, but I’m sorry to say that I don’t recognize your face.”
Príp jóp hày: “I feel that, no matter how hard I try, no matter what I do, I am doomed to always stay exactly the same, trapped in a hell of my own devising.”

LUNCH-HOUR FICTION #1: “Herriot”

Connecticut, 1985.

The man is running, gasping, down a paved winding road lined with gargantuan, cheap-looking homes. It is suburban dusk in the springtime, and the warmish air smells of sweet wet grass and fresh asphalt and, weirdly, Froot Loops. The man’s name is Herriot, and he’s nobody’s idea of attractive: orange hair, avocado-sized Adam’s apple, tiny wrists. His bony body features a round, blubbery belly that appeared one day when he was 33 and has never left him. The man is a sociopath.

This man—Herriot—is running from his step-son, who is chasing him very slowly on a BMX bicycle. The bike’s gears are all fucked up, which is why the step-son has not yet managed to catch up with his asthmatic step-father. The step-son would be better served if he simply got off the bike and pursued his step-father on foot, but it’s a matter of pride for him. Also, frankly, he is enjoying the slow-motion aspect of the chase.

The step-son’s name is Kip Winterbottom. Kip has a Smith & Wesson M&P .32-20 in his pocket that has never been fired before. He is not a violent person by nature, but he has a good reason for chasing Herriot, which I will not go into here, because it is upsetting.

By the end of this story, the gun still hasn’t been fired. However, one of the characters gets two of his fingers cut off by another character—a third character, whom we haven’t met yet.

Six months after this story has ended, the gun is finally fired. Nobody dies. Justice is served in an unexpected and satisfying manner.

THE BOOK-TRAILER FOR THE FESTIVAL OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS.

THAI IRON MAN =

Kuen Kuen Lueng Lueng (Sroeng Santi)

HeybabyI’mgonnatellyouboutyourlovinandyourkissin
andyourhugginandyoursweetturtledovinIwon’tbesatisfied
tilIhear’emplayHERECOMESTHEBRIDE

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Walk… walk… walk…

Ersel Hickey

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Darondo

ooh ooh oooooooooooohhhh oooooohh
ba do do do do do dooooooooo

unsssolved:

naga fireballs // mekong lights 
allegedly created by the phaya naga, serpentine creatures who protect Laos 

unsssolved:

naga fireballs // mekong lights 

allegedly created by the phaya naga, serpentine creatures who protect Laos 

It’s a fish, it’s a gesture
It’s a silver shining
It’s the light of the morning
It’s the brick coming

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I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen.

maitreyashakyamuni:

Bouddha au Naga, Sala Kaew Ku, Nong Khai

maitreyashakyamuni:

Bouddha au Naga, Sala Kaew Ku, Nong Khai

A NOVEL BY MATT DOJNY.

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  • "If Puchai were a real country, I'd be a citizen by now, or at least an illegal alien. What a glorious novel!" —GARY SHTEYNGART, author of SUPER SAD TRUE LOVE STORY

     

    "Matt Dojny's novel is a true delight. I can't think of any writer since Kingsley Amis who's been able to write high-minded comedy that packs such a punch. I've never enjoyed a comic novel more." —JOHN WRAY, author of LOWBOY

     

    "Matt Dojny's narrator Boyd Darrow is as poetically drawn as J.D. Salinger's Holden Caulfield, and as intimately hilarious as C.D. Payne's Nick Twisp. Dojny has created an entire country filled with characters that are so fresh and endearing, you'll find yourself wishing Puchai were a real place. I love this book." —KRISTEN SCHAAL (30 ROCK, THE DAILY SHOW)

     

    "Comic novels can be whimsical, or clever, or delightful, or witty, or canny, or powerful. Rarely are they all of those things. Matt Dojny's large-hearted, bright-minded novel has drawings and letters and love and loss, and now you do, too." —BEN GREENMAN, author of WHAT HE'S POISED TO DO and SUPERBAD