MOTHER HAS TYPHUS STOP FATHER DIED ON THURSDAY STOP CROPS OVERTAKEN WITH LOCUSTS STOP COWS DRYING UP STOP UNCLE FELL IN WELL AND HIT HEAD STILL BLEEDING STOP HA HA STOP HORSES ALL STARVED STOP HA HA STOP WE ARE DESPERATE NEED HELP STOP HA HA HA STOP STOP FIELD IS FALLOW AND HA HA STOP HA HA HA LOOK WOULD YOU PLEASE SERIOUSLY STOP THAT? I AM TRYING TO DICTATE A FUCKING TELEGRAM.

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We drove 3,000 miles to play for you people. And somebody told me you people are crazy. But I’m not so sure about that; you seem to be all right with me.

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IT #1 (Ty Segall)

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PRE-ORDER YOURS TODAY! (or, better yet, buy it at your corner bookstore in May 2012 [if you have a corner bookstore])

PRE-ORDER YOURS TODAY!

(or, better yet, buy it at your corner bookstore in May 2012 [if you have a corner bookstore])

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WUGAZI!!

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Amazing Spiderman comic book cover animated by Kerry Callen :: original cover illustrated by  John Romita Sr. (via herochan)

Amazing Spiderman comic book cover animated by Kerry Callen :: original cover illustrated by  John Romita Sr.
(via herochan)

(via litreactor)

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Someone printed APRIL FOOL  in big black letters on a DEAD END sign…

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THE BEHOLDER.

THE BEHOLDER.

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If you want to get to heaven, gotta D-I-E! You gotta put on your coat and T-I-E!!

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I wonder when they’re going to destroy your face?

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Odd; I just realized that the motion-detecting soap dispenser in my office bathroom makes a noise, when activated, that sounds identical to the opening riff to this MBV song; and that, every time I wash my hands at work, I exit the bathroom humming this tune….

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AN EGG FED THE WHOLE WORLD

AN EGG FED THE WHOLE WORLD

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Well, I know my banana is older than the rest…

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A NOVEL BY MATT DOJNY.

BUY THE BOOK

EVENTS

  • 6/5: BEA

  • 6/20: Book Court

  • 6/27: McNally Jackson

    • PRAISE

    • "If Puchai were a real country, I'd be a citizen by now, or at least an illegal alien. What a glorious novel!" —GARY SHTEYNGART, author of SUPER SAD TRUE LOVE STORY

       

      "Matt Dojny's novel is a true delight. I can't think of any writer since Kingsley Amis who's been able to write high-minded comedy that packs such a punch. I've never enjoyed a comic novel more." —JOHN WRAY, author of LOWBOY

       

      "Matt Dojny's narrator Boyd Darrow is as poetically drawn as J.D. Salinger's Holden Caulfield, and as intimately hilarious as C.D. Payne's Nick Twisp. Dojny has created an entire country filled with characters that are so fresh and endearing, you'll find yourself wishing Puchai were a real place. I love this book." —KRISTEN SCHAAL (30 ROCK, THE DAILY SHOW)

       

      "Comic novels can be whimsical, or clever, or delightful, or witty, or canny, or powerful. Rarely are they all of those things. Matt Dojny's large-hearted, bright-minded novel has drawings and letters and love and loss, and now you do, too." —BEN GREENMAN, author of WHAT HE'S POISED TO DO and SUPERBAD